T-Shirts

Description: A funny cartoon of a tweed chair dressed as a pirate, complete with captains hat, eyepatch, parrot and seaweed. This is the Captains chair, and this pirate says I run a tight shipwreck.

Description: A funny cartoon of a tweed chair dressed as a pirate, complete with captains hat, eyepatch, parrot and seaweed.

Description: A sardine fish ready for another sardine girl summer. Sea creatures make a great graphic to wear.

Description: A cartoon goose got too silly and is now locked behind bars. This line art silly goose is in cloud dancer white, and won't be in the game for a bit. Looks best on dark colors like classic black.

Description: A cartoon goose got too silly and is now locked behind bars. This line art silly goose is in periwinkle blue, and won't be in the game for a bit.

Description: A drawing of five point star repeated in ever decreasing circles. Each star is in graduated tones of cloud dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026. PS There are 10 circles, you may need a magnifying glass to count them.

Description: A drawing of five point star repeated in a circle. Each star is in graduated tones of cloud dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026.

Description: A basic star colored in deeper tone of Cloud Dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026. This star appears more like creme next to the cloud dancer tone (tone 2 in this series of stars).

Description: A basic star colored in deeper tone of Cloud Dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026. This white is more of a yellow based white, more like creme.

Description: A basic star colored in deeper tone of Cloud Dancer, color of the year 2026. The white color is looking more warm with a yellow tinge.

Description: A basic star colored in less paler tone of Cloud Dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026.

Description: A basic star colored in less pale tone of Cloud Dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026.

Description: A basic star colored in Cloud Dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026.

Description: A basic star colored in a paler tone of Cloud Dancer, Pantone color of the year 2026.

Description: A funny typography design of the word monster in neon yellow text. Looks great on classic black.

Description: A funny typography design of the word monster in neon cyan text. Looks great on classic black.

Description: A funny typography design of the word monster in neon green text. Looks great on classic black.

Description: A typography design of the words AI slop in black and white text.

Description: A cute horse welcoming 2026 and leaving 2025 behind. Happy New Year 2026, year of the horse.

Description: A funny drawing of a cute tuxedo cat. This black and white kitty is wearing a red ribbon necktie.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word optimist.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word optimistic.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word bills.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word skint.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word broke.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word broke.

Description: A minimal typography design in white text of the word skint.

Description: A funny typography design of the words chaos gremlin in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. Swim against the tide and cause chaos, Gremlin.

Description: A hot, sweaty cat sits by her fan with a speech bubble saying “sometimes it’s hard to be a woman,” while the caption below reads “TOO HOT.” A funny design for when you are melting through the heat and still trying to look your best.

Description: A simple drawing of a lofty white capybara above the words ew pepole. Cloud Dancer Capybara does not care about what people think.

Description: An illustration of a baked chocolate chip cheesecake with text in berry red, I bake therefore I am.

Description: You Win We Save The World, in yellow text. A minimal typography design from Pluribus Season 1 Episode 9, Carol chooses to save the world.

Description: The Girl or the World, in yellow text. A minimal typography design of the Pluribus episode title from Season 1 Episode 9, Carol's choice according to Manousos. Do you want to save the world or get the girl? La Chica o El Mundo?

Description: A minimal typography design of the Pluribus episode title from Season 1 Episode 9, Carol's choice according to Manousos. Do you want to save the world or get the girl? La Chica o El Mundo, in yellow text.

Description: A minimal line drawing of a cloud dancer star, in the color of the year 2026, repeated five times. See in the New Year with these stars.

Description: A portrait of a cute cat holding a sign with the words nobody cares.