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This Unit May Prioritize Alien Life Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Black

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A minimalist typography design featuring the phrase This Unit May Prioritize Alien Life in white text. Whether worn on a shirt, held on a mug, or slapped on a phone case, this unit refers to you—the possibly alien-prioritizing entity in question. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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